Holy shit, you really are turning into a butterball. Get any fatter and your legs aren’t gonna be able to lug all that blubber around anymore, though something tells me you’d be more comfortable in bed shoving more treats down your gaping maw then trying to shuffle those lazy, bloated thighs around anywhere

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8 times out of 10 I’m laying down and like devouring cosmic brownies, I can easily empty a box in one sitting

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