lovesyoubigandsoft:

Ways to woo your boo:

-Show them how soft you’re getting

-“Accidentally” bump into them with your belly

-Struggle to button up your pants in a dramatic fashion, this’ll kill them

-Let that belly out, slap it and ask them for help.

-Wear tight clothing around them

-Comment on how obvious it is that you’re getting fat

-Smile at the sight of your favorite food

– Complain about how stuffed you are, then order another plate

-Compliment them on how wonderful they are as a feeder

-Ask them to cuddle and kiss and rub your swollen belly

-Just be your cool, fat self 💖