
don’t worry about the huge floating letter it’s nothing important
I tried recording a long video of me talking but surprise burps kept coming up, making it hard to talk 😂


“Holy shit Beth, why did you just pull your tits out!”
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me,” Beth quickly said. “Please, you have to forgive me. I just can’t control myself!”
“Well, just tuck them back in. I mean, I’m not complaining. They are VERY nice and I’d be lying if I said I always wanted to see them.”
“I can’t! I can’t put them away. Not until i… oh, never mind! I think it’s this necklace I bought at the thrift store. I can’t bring myself to take it off but this happened two or three times a day now. I just… feel compelled to pull the girls out and then can’t put them back away until,” she stopped, blushing furiously and looking away even as she continued to held her big soft breasts up.
“What is it?” Her male friend asked. “What is it you feel you have to do before you can put your breasts away?”
“Well… I feel I want to… no, NEED to… to… to have a guy fuck my tits.”
“Oh,” the man said. “Uh… I mean, I could help you out. If you want. I mean, your a good friend of mine and I hate to see you, uh, having this issue.”
“Really?” She said, starting to get down on her knees before her friend. “I promise, I’ll do all the work and make it feel real good. It means a lot, you helping me out like this.”

Learn to Love Them
When you take post-breakup self-actualisation very seriously.
abs:
-hard
-sculpted
-take a lot of work and maintenance
chub:
-soft
-cuddly
-doubles as a pillow
-also takes maintenance (aka lots of good food)
.. just sayin


Good afternoon two more weeks at my internship and then I’ll be back to posting more