If I were dating you I’d want you to make me your big fat Mom blob, so sweaty, gassy and just huge that I can’t do anything without your help, even getting off requires your intervention. I’d smother and sit on you daily, giving you as much love as I have while even feeding and pampering you. You might not ever catch up to me, but that’s ok, because Momma would love on you all the same. Just as long as you can handle all of your furniture being crushed and the constant gas from my slobbiness~ 😘