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Thinkstatus – This Year’s

“This year, Shin-Ei High School is proud to announce our new student internship program with our partner, Ushi-Moo farms!

Students of our all-female facility will have the opportunity to spend the summer half of their school year at the Ushi-Moo factory grounds, serving an internship position normally reserved for the highest-paid members of Ushi-Moo; milk-production staff!

These lucky girls will be given a glimpse into the rapidly growing human-milk industry! And thanks to Ushi-Moo, they will also be given a head start on their own careers as cowgirls through the patented Ushi-Moo Milker-Makers’ treatment system! With this revolutionary development in human-livestock science, any genetically average or ‘normal’ human can be made into the most productive and effective cow possible, through a simple injection to the upper breast.

(note: Ushi-Moo is not responsible or liable to provide for those affected by the patented Ushi-Moo Milker-Makers’ treatment. Side effects may include severe increase in libido, loss of quantifiable intelligence, loss of higher motor skills, milk-induced swelling and stretch marks, accelerated pregnancy and child development, increased fertility, and in some cases, lack of mobility.)”