“Hun, I don’t care *why* you broke out and tried to escape last night, all I care about is you breaking the rules–my rules!! Repeat to me again. Where are you allowed to go without Mommy’s permission?”
“Sighhhh…nowhere.”
“That’s right! And where are you allowed to be when she gives you permission..?”
“Between her legs and in her cleavage.”
“Very good, boy.. Very good~”