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“Do you see my face? That’s how funny this is” Leah said to her Aunt Emily over Skype, hefting her large left boob. “As you can quite obviously see, I tried on the gift you sent me.”

“And?” Her Aunt asked, a playful grin on her face.

“And get rid of these! I don’t want enormous boobs. I don’t want longer hair. I don’t want your freaky magic on me. I just want to finish school without boy complications. I told you that already. Why did you do this?”

“Oh relax” Emily answered “there’s nothing wrong with being a little more attractive. I’m sure the men on your campus can behave themselves around a pretty stacked girl.”

“Have you ever met men?” Leah shot back, adjusting the camera down to only show her newly enlarged chest. “Since no one is going to look me in the eyes anymore you shouldn’t, either.”

“Oh stop being so dramatic” Emily replied “Just go on one date. That’s all I ask. Surely there’s some young man there you’d like to get to know better, ask him out for coffee. Just do that and I’ll undo the spell.”

Leah’s rack fumed silently for a few minutes. “You promise? Just coffee?” her voice asked from off camera.

“Cross my heart, hope to get fat” Emily said. “Go on a date, live a little. It’ll be fun, you’ll see.”

“Fine.”

….

“Well it didn’t take long for these to convince Derek to take me to Starbucks. Then I’m coming right home and you’re undoing this. Everybody is looking at my chest all the time… it feels weird.

As the day progressed the weird feeling grew and changed. Everybody staring at her went from feeling uncomfortable to… nice. And then from nice to… pleasant. And when Derek looked at her she felt squirmy and good and coffee turned into dinner and then drinks. Then back to her place. Derek was shocked at how forward she was being, but wasn’t going to argue with his big boobed classmate who apparently really wanted to bang him.

“I know your magic had something to do with this” Leah said accusingly.

“With what?” Aunt Emily asked innocently, knowing full well the exhibition fetish her spell induced. Leah was a beautiful girl who needed to live her life now, not in the future. If she needed big boobs and an amped up libido to do that, so be it.

“I….I like it when people look at my boobs. I was so horny during my date with Derek I threw myself at him. Your magic caused this. You need to fix it.”

“You still want me to reduce your chest?”

“Um…actually I was wondering if you could make me go bigger?”