mountainbellyboystuffs:

You know what’s goals?

A feeder that will text you frequently to make sure my stomach is staying full and plump.

Someone who in person rubs your stomach and oils up your plump tummy while you eat so well that you don’t even notice your stomach expanding until you’ve eaten two pizzas and a carton of ice cream.

Someone who leaves you messages like “are you eating now piggy?” and pokes your stomach first they see you.

Someone who loves your growing piggy belly and encourages you to grow until you get stretch marks peaking over your waistband.

Someone who leads you to the kitchen by grabbing your underbelly.

Any feeders out there like that?