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Love Handles

Isn’t it great when you get so fat your belly goes all around you? It encompasses you, no longer forced to be at the front, but free to spread outwards. You develop ever wider, softer hips, of which overflow on top of those jeans you always forget to throw out. Maybe you thought you’d lose weight, that you’d come to your senses and end this. Well, that was before you had love handles.