slerpin-longboys:

facebook: look at this 3 lb cinnamon roll/desk-sized slice of pizza/sandwich the size of ur entire head haha isnt that wacky

my shit brain: wouldnt it be great 2 just eat that whole ass thing. could u imagine. u wouldnt even be able 2 get up. do u think u could even finish it?? i bet u would be determined enough