fantasywifeuniverse:

Taylor poked and prodded at her new, swollen lips — permanently hued pink and deeply erogenous.

She tried to call them obscene or over the top, but the words never came out and instead she just giggled something about “real DSLs.”

Anytime she tried to say something smart — reciting the rules of civil procedure! — the words were just replaced with ums and uhs and flirting with boys. The lips had a mind of their own.

No one would take Taylor seriously. That was exactly the point.