fantasywifeuniverse:

Now come on. I said you could try out the universal remote on me, but this is ridiculous. I look like such a horny little slut.

*click*

A hot little tart.

*click*

A dumb blonde! Giggle!

Seriously, can you believe what would happen if I walked into work like this tomorrow?

*click*

Can you imagine how hard all the boys will get when I strut into class tomorrow?

*click*

So its ok if I just hang around your house tomorrow, right? I could, like, cook and clean and run errands and stuff, and *giggle* I wouldn’t mind if you checked out my ass, too. I bet it looks pretty hot in these boyshorts.

*click*

I wouldn’t mind if you pounded my ass, too. I bet it looks pretty hot in this thong. Back in college, I was rated “Best Butt.” So what do you think, stud?

*click*

I wouldn’t mind if you bent me over and knocked me up, too. Back in college, I was rated “Most Likely To End Up Barefoot and Pregnant.” So what do you think, sweetie? Am I wifey material?

Because if there’s anything you think I need, just point that remote at me and give it a click *giggle* I won’t mind. Why don’t you give it a try already?